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Br1k11n118
09-23-2006, 10:13 PM
Paris Hilton has finally admitted that she doesn't know anything. The New York Post's Page Six reports that while investigators were looking into the home invasion of "Girls Gone Wild" producer, Joe Francis, Hilton kept insisting that she wasn't a reliable witness.

"Like I really...I don't remember. I'm not like that smart," the heiress tells police in audio tapes set to air on NBC's Dateline Saturday night. "I like forget stuff all the time."

She also goes on to tell the investigators that "private tapes" of hers were also stolen from her home, but her father warned her not to pay for their return.

"So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life," Hilton said. "My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway."

Or they'll just post it online, sell it as a DVD, or quite possibly cut you in on the profit.

LOL!


"Like I really...I don't remember. I'm not like that smart,"

Ya like you didn't remember the video camera being in the room and was to dumb to know! or the camera in the car, plane, truck, SUV, bathroom, ect.

Morgan (Xaritix), I have one thing to say to you once you get outa the john and read this: If your "dream" does come true, you'd be dating a complete idiot! although she won't know there is a video camera in the room when you shag her, hehehe :D

n00b!

Andrew Carnegie
09-23-2006, 10:45 PM
What the fuck is this sis?

When I freaking marry Paris Hilton and move into the Hilton Mansion or whatever, you can live in the doghouse, because your such a jerk!!!

Ali G
09-24-2006, 12:08 AM
wow roflcopters!!

Br1k11n118
09-24-2006, 12:15 AM
Wow you both are fucking retarted!

Ali G
09-24-2006, 12:41 AM
Wow you both are fucking retarted!

come again?

Brindled
09-24-2006, 01:32 PM
L O L O L

karr
09-24-2006, 10:42 PM
No your iq is low as your moms

Brindled
10-03-2006, 10:58 PM
she's talkin' to you xar...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/PHILTON100206_2.jpg


speakin' of, it sure looks like she's had her nose done.

Br1k11n118
10-04-2006, 12:10 AM
lol, yea, except if Paris just told him to fuck off he would resort to throwing her in the trunk of his car and taking her somewhere, and force himself on her

skepter
10-05-2006, 03:20 PM
dude if she lives in a fucking mansion the dog house would be fucking huge as hell