The worst Conversation EVER

[vampireslamentfata]

Ok so one day I was sitting there when off a sudden I got this im form some girl. I tried to get her to leave me alone....that did not work so I tried to freak her out....maybe you should just read the conversation. Anyone who is turned on by this tell me so I can stab you in the face you horrible sick freak.

viola:

xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: hey baby
Autumns Failing: ...
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: you there?
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: yay!!!!
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: im horny
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: are you?
Autumns Failing: no
Autumns Failing: who are you?
Autumns Failing: why me?
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: im monica
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and i heard from someone your hot
Autumns Failing: ....I shouldve guessed
Autumns Failing: from who
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: they told me not to tell
Autumns Failing: well....
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: but yea, im like half naked right now
Autumns Failing: that's coo
Autumns Failing: now leave me alone
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: come onnnnnn
Autumns Failing: why
Autumns Failing: who are you?
Autumns Failing: I dont even know a monica
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: im monica!
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: well, you dont have to know me!
Autumns Failing: ...
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: http://myspace-371.vo.llnwd.net/00853/17/33/853653371_l.jpg
Autumns Failing: if you're britneys friend leave me alone
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: doesnt this make you want to strip me
Autumns Failing: except for the fact
Autumns Failing: you make me want to vomit
Autumns Failing: ASIAN PEOPLE ARE NOT NAMED MONICA
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: is that what you do when you're horny?
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: my name is Monica Lee
Autumns Failing: thats cool
Autumns Failing: now I will kill you
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: ooh, sounds sexy
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: with what?
Autumns Failing: D:
Autumns Failing: leave me alone
Autumns Failing: I dont want to block you
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: please
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i think im wet now
Autumns Failing: ......
Autumns Failing: who sent you?
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i cant say, sorry hun :(
Autumns Failing: ....
Autumns Failing: THEN LEAVE ME ALONE
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: please lets cyber
Autumns Failing: NO
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: im like panting as i type
Autumns Failing: I DO NOT WANT TO TOUCH YOU
Autumns Failing: I DO NOT WANT TO TYPE TO YOU
Autumns Failing: IN FACT, IM GAY
Autumns Failing: i do not like women
Autumns Failing: leave me alone
Autumns Failing: but where do I pay you?
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: wow gay guys are hot
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: we should be best friends
Autumns Failing: or... I could do your boyfriend up the butt
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: if youre gay your into guys right?
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i know this awesome guy
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: we can have a threesome
Autumns Failing: k?
Autumns Failing: no
Autumns Failing: no threesome
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: t3nnIs4nDg4m3r
Autumns Failing: leave me alone
Autumns Failing: ARGH
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: omg pleaase
Autumns Failing: no
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: im begging you!!!!!!
Autumns Failing: wait
Autumns Failing: leave me alone
Autumns Failing: leave me alone
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: :(
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: im very hot right now
Autumns Failing: WHY DO YOU BOTHER ME
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and i need you
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: because im horny horny horny!!!!!!!!!!!
Autumns Failing: yeah
Autumns Failing: and I'm not not not
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: im turned on so much
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i just spewed all over my chair
Autumns Failing: oh my god thats just so pleasing
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: if youll say one sexual thing, ill lick it all up
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i know youre not gay
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and i want your cock
Autumns Failing: ....
Autumns Failing: that's great
Autumns Failing: but I am a woman
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: even better!
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: im bi
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: so i have fun with girls too
Autumns Failing: actually
Autumns Failing: im a panda bear
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: animal sex turns me on too
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: you know, animal porn is called furries
Autumns Failing: oh my god you know about furries
Autumns Failing: you are my god
Autumns Failing: please do me up the butt
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: ok, lets start!
Autumns Failing: ...
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i unzip your pants
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: to find a fuzzy large piece of meat
Autumns Failing: hmm
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i finger it with caution
Autumns Failing: K...
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: as i finger it, i touch myself down in my danger zone
Autumns Failing: what why are you doing this
Autumns Failing: stop
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: you know you enjoy it
Autumns Failing: how about you just tell me, and Ill read
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: well i need you to moan every once and a while
Autumns Failing: ok...
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: because my mouth would be a bit too busy
Autumns Failing: haha
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: mmmm
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: you taste good
Autumns Failing: wonderful
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: mmm
Autumns Failing: so
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: ok, i think thats enough of that
Autumns Failing: good
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: ok
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: im fully naked
Autumns Failing: that's pretty nice
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and if you dont get fully naked too, ill take out my scissors
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i have wonderful toys
Autumns Failing: I am naked
Autumns Failing: what are you going to do about that?
Autumns Failing: set me on fire?
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: whatever turns you on babe
Autumns Failing: well
Autumns Failing: no
Autumns Failing: dont
Autumns Failing: I like to be shot in the foot and you suck up the blood
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: mmm
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: havent done that before
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: sounds exciting
Autumns Failing: you should
Autumns Failing: except for the whole
Autumns Failing: people dying
Autumns Failing: and then having to have sex with a dead corpse
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: dont worry
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: my body juices can cure you
Autumns Failing: ewww
Autumns Failing: s
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i pick up a revolver
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and place one bullet into it
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i aim straight for your left foot
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and take a shot right beneath your middle toe
Autumns Failing: OWWWW baby
Autumns Failing: I like that
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i throw the gun very fast
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and i quickly go down on you
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i take hold of your meat as i suck every drop of blood from your wound
Autumns Failing: YAYAYA
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i rub your present with great fury
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: as blood pours into my mouth
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i use my bra and bandage your wound
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and take out my dagger to cut you in the neck
Autumns Failing: MMMM
Autumns Failing: I love it
Autumns Failing: im really turned on now
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i suck it hard
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and the new blood tastes slightly different
Autumns Failing: how about I lay down and you have your way with me
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: only if you roar like the panda you are
Autumns Failing: actually
Autumns Failing: im not a panda
Autumns Failing: im just a big dildo
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: tomayto tomahto
Autumns Failing: but dildos dont talk
Autumns Failing: they just
Autumns Failing: hum
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: well, dildos arent as hairy as you are you beast
Autumns Failing: fine
Autumns Failing: im a hairy dildo
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i flip your switch
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: over and over and over again
Autumns Failing: stick me where it doesnt belong
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: seeing how you love blood
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i take out my sickle
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and amputate my arm
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i place your switch into the hole where my arm used to be
Autumns Failing: mmmm
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: blood is sputtering all over you and i am feeling orgasmic and lightheaded
Autumns Failing: i love it
Autumns Failing: stick me in there
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i thrust my arm toward your switch over and over
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: every thrust blood gushes with passion
Autumns Failing: mmmm that's so hot
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i know how you roll now
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: lets trade parts
Autumns Failing: how about
Autumns Failing: no
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: ill give you my right boob
Autumns Failing: how about
Autumns Failing: no
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and you give me your left nut
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: this pain...it arouses me
Autumns Failing: then take it baby
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i use my machete to saw off below my lower right shoulder
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: im sawing it off, every painful inch of it
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i feel sorry for you
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: for not enjoying as much pain as i am
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: since i just have to open up one nut
Autumns Failing: mmmm take me, mutilate me
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i will my sweet panda, i will!
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i suck on your private as my pliers pull your lower nut
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i pull slowly to make sure you enjoy every moment of pain
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: roar for me! roar for me!
Autumns Failing: ROAR! MORE MORE
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: please dont be selfish
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: give me your other nut
Autumns Failing: take it
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i will cherish it as i place it where my arm once was
Autumns Failing: as long as you shove it up yourself
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: lick me
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: lick me now
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: place a dagger in your mouth
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and blenderize my insides
Autumns Failing: mmmm
Autumns Failing: I am i ammm
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: yesssss
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i love it!!!!!
Autumns Failing: mmmm
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: lets do this until no one can recognize us anymore!!!
Autumns Failing: are you into scat porn
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: ive made all the moves, please give me your ideas!
Autumns Failing: I want to shit in your face
Autumns Failing: is taht bad?
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: of course not my dear
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i meant of course you can
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: please
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: crap till your body can crap no more
Autumns Failing: ummm then open wide
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: ive positioned my face
Autumns Failing: and while I'm shitting, can you stick your little finger in my dickhole?
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: yes
Autumns Failing: mmmmm do ittt
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i will use toothpics
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i hope many splinters will come to you
Autumns Failing: noooo
Autumns Failing: I want your little finger
Autumns Failing: it's bigger
Autumns Failing: my cock might explode
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: very well
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: lets do this
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: crap when you desire
Autumns Failing: mmm I can feel a type 7 shit coming
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: is that explosion?
Autumns Failing: ahhh I spew all over your face with a thin brown liquid
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: yes!
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i pop the little bubbles on my face
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: for more movement of liquid
Autumns Failing: mmm baby I think I just came my face off
Autumns Failing: so hard
Autumns Failing: but the stench of shit makes me nautios
Autumns Failing: so I vomit all my lunch onto your face
Autumns Failing: look! theres a chicken nugget!
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: yes, the nugget tastes so good
Autumns Failing: no!
Autumns Failing: its mine!
Autumns Failing: ]vomit it back into my mouth!
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: the mixture of vomit and diarrhea tastes like a wonderful delicacy
Autumns Failing: mmm
Autumns Failing: I'm going to snort it up
Autumns Failing: can I be your little shit slurper
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: as you snort your mixture of body fluids i place my pinky into your time bomb
Autumns Failing: mmmm
Autumns Failing: did you see that?
Autumns Failing: you just stuck your little finger in my dickhole?
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: yes
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: to make sure nothing comes out
Autumns Failing: mmmm
Autumns Failing: sticking your little finger in my fucking dickhole
Autumns Failing: did you see that? did you see that man?
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i swirl my finger around a bit
Autumns Failing: owwwww I can feel blood vessels popping
Autumns Failing: it feels so good
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i take out my finger to check for color
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: the mixture of red, black and a white is in a gooey formation
Autumns Failing: mmmmm
Autumns Failing: baby I just came and im dead tired
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: must it stop now?
Autumns Failing: yesss
Autumns Failing: i almost passed out
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: but i have just begun!
Autumns Failing: mmm tell me who told you to im me
Autumns Failing: and I'll stay
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: that was just foreplay
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: please, i do not want this wonderful experience to be over
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: and i do not want to tell who have told me of you
Autumns Failing: TIM HENSON
Autumns Failing: I KNOW IT IS YOU
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: who's that...
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i really am monica
Autumns Failing: TIM HENSON
Autumns Failing: DO NOT DENY
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: is that a code word for more?
Autumns Failing: IM GOING TO BLOCK YOU
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: but we had a beautiful experience!
Autumns Failing: i KNOW
Autumns Failing: leave me alone
xXHaWtMoNiCaXx: i will be right back my dear

the end.

[TACO_HATER]

LMFAO dude thats fucked up

[Andrew Carnegie]

Worse things happen, like in my nightmare:

heiressparishilton: hey, I know you from that Paris forum
Xaritix: Yea
heiressparishilton: your a wierdo stalker, and I got Paris's Email address, I just emailed her telling her about you
Xaritix: No!
heiressparishilton: Yea I did that for her own safety
Xaritix: I hate you
heiressparishilton: You know, I look kinda like Paris Hilton
Xaritix: Awsome
heiressparishilton: Asshole I would never go out with you wierdo

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Haze]

what a whore
i agree with you monica is not an azn name.
pray to god you didn't have cybersex with a middle aged man (chances aren't in your favor howeva)

[Ammoseller]

Thats beyond fucked up. Sounded like a online predator that doesnt learn when the fuck to quit. That was distrubing- i stopped at the 'furries' part... :eek:

[*CCCP*]

Worse things happen, like in my nightmare:

heiressparishilton: hey, I know you from that Paris forum
Xaritix: Yea
heiressparishilton: your a wierdo stalker, and I got Paris's Email address, I just emailed her telling her about you
Xaritix: No!
heiressparishilton: Yea I did that for her own safety
Xaritix: I hate you
heiressparishilton: You know, I look kinda like Paris Hilton
Xaritix: Awsome
heiressparishilton: Asshole I would never go out with you wierdo

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!

Xaritix dreams about going into paris hilton chat rooms and getting made fun of by stupid girls?

[skepter]

lol slap them across the face, i'm pretty sure that you were turned on by it, because by then, you should've blocked them..

[thepreacha619]

lmao

[Andrew Carnegie]

Xaritix dreams about going into paris hilton chat rooms and getting made fun of by stupid girls?

My Nightmares, along with my nightmares of being raped by Nicky Hilton and my nightmares of Paris getting married

[vampireslamentfata]

I found out that hawtmonica was my friend who was bored. No I wasn't turned on I was just wanting her to leave me alone via grossing her out.

UPDATE: My friend and I are starting myspce cyber sex with little kiddies to get their passwords to plaster gay porn all over their myspace. Then change the password so tom will eventually find it.

[karr]

I think this deserves a warning

[Andrew Carnegie]

I found out that hawtmonica was my friend who was bored. No I wasn't turned on I was just wanting her to leave me alone via grossing her out.

UPDATE: My friend and I are starting myspce cyber sex with little kiddies to get their passwords to plaster gay porn all over their myspace. Then change the password so tom will eventually find it.

Isn't that being a predator?

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

On a lighter note.. Only 514 days , 5 hours and 48 min till ur 18th bday!

[vampireslamentfata]

Isn't that being a predator?


no....I'm not gonna rape them. They shouldn't be on myspace anyway they get what they deserve

[Andrew Carnegie]

no....I'm not gonna rape them. They shouldn't be on myspace anyway they get what they deserve

Your still mentally disturbing them, then they'll grow up to be like me, think of that a second

[vampireslamentfata]

noooo, I'm not gonna talk like that! I'm just gonna trick them into sending me pictures of their penis. Then send them fake shit from porn and such. Then get their myspace account and then plaster the penis picture all over their myspace and change the password :D