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7175 & 455.
08-15-2006, 01:06 AM
You have something called "oneitis" where you've tricked yourself into believing there's only one person out there and you've found them. Lots of people go through this and eventually get over it or sit at a Compaq Tech. Support desk for the rest of their lives. You're living inside your head and need to step out into the real world or you'll destroy your life. Talk to a school counselor, increase your social activity, and find something to get your mind off Paris Hilton. I'm fucking serious.

*CCCP*
08-15-2006, 01:09 AM
I think he's trying to help. He's completly right, dude.

Andrew Carnegie
08-15-2006, 01:14 AM
Its summer, school is out, but ugh, all the girls at school are ugly, and Paris Hilton is beautiful, but I can go without her, but it won't be easy to move on

*CCCP*
08-15-2006, 01:26 AM
Paris Hilton doesn't exist in your life dude, you have to realize that, because what you "have" with her doesnt seem healthy at all...

She is a rich hollywood "actress" who you will never, ever have a chance to even touch, ever. Forget about it, dude.

Brindled
08-15-2006, 01:30 AM
Its summer, school is out, but ugh, all the girls at school are ugly...
http://zomgstuff.com/forum/images/icons/icon4.gifugly girls need love too, by damn!;)

that is what you learn with maturity... heeeell, you don't even have to be mature, just screw an ugly girl and then you'll realize your virginity ain't worth shit! get real!

and help:) sincerely

WindowsOS
08-15-2006, 01:36 AM
*Takes notes*

Mr. Hasselhoff
08-15-2006, 01:47 AM
*Masterbates

7175 & 455.
08-15-2006, 02:25 AM
*Masterbates to autographed picture of David Hasselhoff*

7175 & 455.
08-15-2006, 02:39 AM
http://zomgstuff.com/forum/images/icons/icon4.gifugly girls need love too, by damn!;)

that is what you learn with maturity... heeeell, you don't even have to be mature, just screw an ugly girl and then you'll realize your virginity ain't worth shit! get real!

and help:) sincerely
That's a good idea. Fuck some ugly girls or get your dick sucked to get it out of your system, literally. It's all the same with the lights out or a paper bag over the head.

Andrew Carnegie
08-15-2006, 12:16 PM
Well heck, this is Beverly Hills, there are alot of girls that look like Paris Hilton, or atleast act like her :)

Ali G
08-15-2006, 05:06 PM
hey xaritix, can u make a sim of how ur house looks like from the outside? because i dont believe that there is a single dude that isn't rich coming from teh hills.

*CCCP*
08-15-2006, 06:07 PM
hey xaritix, can u make a sim of how ur house looks like from the outside? because i dont believe that there is a single dude that isn't rich coming from teh hills.
rofl, qft.



"teh hills." - hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Andrew Carnegie
08-15-2006, 07:17 PM
I will work on it :)

*CCCP*
08-15-2006, 08:00 PM
I'm thinking you wouldn't have been banned from all those forums before if you didn't bring up all your real life crap, most people want to get away from that on forums, etc...

I suggest finding someone to talk to, really.

TACO_HATER
08-17-2006, 08:12 PM
paris is a ugly slut. it seems that in school every year the girls get slutteyer and slutteyer . . .

Brindled
08-18-2006, 12:25 AM
paris is a ugly slut. it seems that in school every year the girls get slutteyer and slutteyer . . .
this could be a good thing, especially if you were to buy stock in condoms.

7175 & 455.
08-18-2006, 12:31 AM
paris is a ugly slut. it seems that in school every year the girls get slutteyer and slutteyer . . .
That's not exactly a bad thing except that intelligence is inversely proportional. All of it does make sense though. All the slutty cunts squeeze out packs of retards at early ages with some dumb primates. They keep continuing this cycle while more intelligent people have larger gaps between generations, plus they've heard of condoms and can read directions. Over time people just get more and more fucking stupid. It's kind of scary seeing how stupid people. You have to think of them as animals, and act defensively because they don't run on logic.

skepter
08-18-2006, 10:00 AM
shes got STD's stay away from her. And besides, she said shes giving up sex for one whole year.

Andrew Carnegie
08-18-2006, 01:19 PM
shes got STD's stay away from her. And besides, she said shes giving up sex for one whole year.

Dude, I am 16, will have to wait untill I am 18, unless I get a fake ID