questions

[7175 & 455.]

Where were you born(state)?
Were you born in a hospital?
Does your mother have any rashes?
Does your father have any disabilities?
What is your mother's job?
What is your father's job?
How old are your parents?
What kind of car do your parents drive?

[Andrew Carnegie]

California
Yes
No
He has artritis
A hotel maid
Works at an appliance store
Dad: 60, Mom: 50
Dad: 1985 Chevy, Mom: Cobalt or whatever it is

Any more questions?

[7175 & 455.]

Are these your BF2 stats: http://bf2s.com/player/65537768/?
What other jobs did your mother have before the current?
What is your ethnic background?

[Andrew Carnegie]

Yes
She used to clean toilets for low pay, and before that was a phone operator
In order from highest percentage: german/polish/ukrainian/russian basically eastern european

Go on, I like this

[skepter]

this is old, but, my dad has tourettes. and is your mom mexican?

[7175 & 455.]

and is your mom mexican?
l01z!!!!2nf1n1ty

More questions:
Favorite physical activity?
Favorite type of porn?

[Andrew Carnegie]

My mom is not mexican

Ugh...I run
I prefer softcore cable stuff like "The Girls Next Door" or "The Simple Life", or Howard Stern, before the show got cancled, the hardcore stuff is in my head after I watch any of those shows, I mean, the censors on "The Girls Next Door" are so skimpy, I mean, I can see their tits and buttcrack, sheesh

[skepter]

I hate the hardcore shit where they like torture the chick. I prefer showtime at 3 in the morning, they have some pretty sweet porno movies lols. bangbros ftw

[*CCCP*]

I mean, the censors on "The Girls Next Door" are so skimpy, I mean, I can see their tits and buttcrack, sheesh


SOMEONE SAVE THIS POOR CHILD SAVE HIM NOW!

[Andrew Carnegie]

SOMEONE SAVE THIS POOR CHILD SAVE HIM NOW!

I thought you would atleast be happy that I have some sort of sexual desire over other women besides Paris Hilton


I hate the hardcore shit where they like torture the chick. I prefer showtime at 3 in the morning, they have some pretty sweet porno movies lols. bangbros ftw

Ya I hate shit where like that, but ugh, if you have the Sundance Channel, "Porn Shutdown" and "Diary of a Porn Virgin" are awsome porn docs, I mean, they show alot, except the channel dosn't have censors, but yet, they censor a boner, I mean, seriously

And on IFC (independant film channel) there was some thing where they censored some sex scene with a big red rectangle, and man, when it came up out of nowhere, it scared the shit outa me man, I couldn't sleep the rest of the night, and IFC is supposed to be uncut and uncensored