Stavros & Paris, Back Together!

[Andrew Carnegie]

I cannot believe they are back together, I mean, Paris is a beautiful sweet girl with a beautiful face, and Stavros is a greek ugly faggot

Vote in the pole here

Edit: Whos the motherfucker who voted no?

[Haze]

she should be a lesbo

mm

[Andrew Carnegie]

I would like it better if she were a lesbien, I mean, but still would have sex with me

[Brindled]

I would like it better if she were a lesbien, I mean, but still would have sex with me

you really need to see a counselor xar...

[Andrew Carnegie]

Why did two people vote no?

[Brindled]

ya, she doesn't need him!

[Brindled]

she needs me...
:0)

[Andrew Carnegie]

I mean, there is nothing I hate more than when Paris has an ugly boyfriend, I mean, Paris Latsis was good looking, but he had two sides: A pretty-boy blonde, and sometimes looks like a Greek Kevin Federline deauchbag

Pretty-boy Latsis:
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Xaritix/Paris%20Hilton%20stuff/Prettylatsis.jpg

K-Fed Latsis:
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Xaritix/Paris%20Hilton%20stuff/Uglymofolatsis.jpg

Evven then, any man who is ugly and touches Paris will die!

[Ali G]

Evven then, any man who is ugly and touches Paris will die!

funny how YOU should say that...

[Andrew Carnegie]

I am not ugly like Stavros or Paris Latsis, I am not a greek Kevin Federline

[Haze]

do u get angry when you watch her sex tapes b/c shes doing ugly ppl?

[Andrew Carnegie]

I hate the sex tape

[Haze]

which one? lol

[Andrew Carnegie]

There is only one, but in my mind, there are two, hehehe

And if you guys make fun of me I will describe it in excruciating detail

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

i like dat tape!

[Andrew Carnegie]

Paris, such a small sexy girl, should not be with some big muscular guy, she sould be with Paris Latsis, they have simmilar body mass and structure, and he dosn't always look like a K-fed deauchbag

But Paris, I promise, one day we will meet and you will not resist the urge to "want" me!!!

And why the fucking fuck did 4 people vote no?

[*CCCP*]

You forgot the "Nob0dy here gives two fucks about Paris Fucking Hilton."

[Andrew Carnegie]

Hahaha

And ugh, why did 4 people vote no? they arent a cute couple and Stavros is a deauchbag

[*CCCP*]

This is the second time you've deleted a post, or a comment.





Fucking Stop.





If you think I'm fucking with you, delete this.

[Andrew Carnegie]

I didn't delete any posts, just messed with the edit feature, because I was born stupid, lol

[Shit_Break]

there are 2 sex tapes of paris...the one is not very popular b/c it was done in night vision.

the second shows her drinking from a wine bottle,and getting railed on her side by whoever that dude was...then giving quite the nice blowjob...You can tell shes done that before! hehe

[*CCCP*]

nah there's only one... I think one half is in the morning...

But yeah that's defanetly a chick who's sucked a lot of dick before.

[Haze]

There is only one, but in my mind, there are two, hehehe

And if you guys make fun of me I will describe it in excruciating detail

Im pretty sure ive seen 3 different tapes :O

1. in the dark with the tv and shit cartoons
2. shit quality with some fag [serious fuckin horrible quality you can hardly tell its pr0n]
3. where some guy adds in comentary about how the guy she's doing is such a fag

you could probably get them off limewire.

[7175 & 455.]

nah there's only one... I think one half is in the morning...

But yeah that's defanetly a chick who's sucked a lot of dick before.

Well when you don't have the intelligence to do anything else in life, you can always suck dick. It's not that hard, and even Tim Allen figured out how to get coke that way.

[Andrew Carnegie]

Now I will describe my dream in excruciating detail if you don't amend yer ways...

And btw, I hope they break up

[*CCCP*]

Paris Hilton fucks so many random guys its crazy, I mean, she must fuck 3 guys a week!!

[Andrew Carnegie]

Paris Hilton fucks so many random guys its crazy, I mean, she must fuck 3 guys a week!!

She is going celibit for a year, meaning she will not be pregnant with the child of that faggot Stavros for a year, but I hope she never gets married to that greek faggot, I want her to be with me, except I have to wait 2 years

[*CCCP*]

She is going celibit for a year, meaning she will not be pregnant with the child of that faggot Stavros for a year, but I hope she never gets married to that greek faggot, I want her to be with me, except I have to wait forever

Fixed. It would be comforting to all of us if you just admit you and her will never work out..... Do you even live in the same state?

[Andrew Carnegie]

We live in the same city!

And this reminds me of "Your Beautiful" by James Blunt, it applies to my life, and my sister says "Hey look its the Paris song" every time it comes on the radio

[*CCCP*]

Good luck.

[Andrew Carnegie]

Good luck.

Huh?

And I live like a mile from the Hilton Mansion

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Xaritix/Directions.png

[Ali G]

Hows the sim of ur house coming?

[Andrew Carnegie]

Haven't started it yet, currently scouting my house for room proportions and shit, then I will start

[*CCCP*]

Haven't started it yet, currently scouting my house for room proportions and shit, then I will start

rofl. I think we should have a zomgstuff bf2 gamenight. Who's got a TS?

[7175 & 455.]

Good luck.
I'd say good luck except no luck exists in this situation.

[Brindled]

rofl. I think we should have a zomgstuff bf2 gamenight. Who's got a TS?

i'm up for that, let me know.

[Andrew Carnegie]

Yea, I would love that, especially since I am getting a new video card

Why did you guys vote no on the poll?

[Ali G]

what u want us to all vote yes? then why bother voting?

[Andrew Carnegie]

The question was: Is Stavros a deauchbag and should he break up with Paris

[Ali G]

No. Why? Because I don't understand what deauchbag means.

[Andrew Carnegie]

No. Why? Because I don't understand what deauchbag means.

Deauchbag is a feminine higene product, but it is used as an insult often, especially by me and my sister, also, Tampon seems to be an equal insult, but not really

[Ali G]

omg ur dumb...u still don't get it do u? IT'S SPELLED DOUCHEBAG U MORON!

[*CCCP*]

Wow.

[Andrew Carnegie]

Deauchbag

[Ali G]

Present for Xaritix (http://search.fbi.gov/search?site=my_collection&output=xml_no_dtd&client=my_collection&proxystylesheet=my_collection&q=child+porn+osama+bin+laden%27s+secret+group+webs ite+sodomize+xaritix+with+brian+peppers&submit22.x=40&submit22.y=2)

[Andrew Carnegie]

What the fuck? the URL says "Child+Porn+Osama+Bin"

WTF?

[Ali G]

- Bumped.

[TacoGrease]

Ah, good bump. Just in time to talk about the "cute, sweet little girl" going to jail . I mean my God...she has had three driving with suspended licenses...

/sarcasm Ya, she's totally sweet.

Oh, and I love how here lawyer said she needed to drive to work because she is a "very busy woman." < That one always makes me rofl.

Where is that South Park featuring her when you need it? Someone please embed it in their post, lol...

[Kensei]

Xar you are beginning to piss me off you DOUCHEBAG. Rofl.

[Andrew Carnegie]

THIS THREAD IS SOOOOOO OLD PLEASE STOP IT

08-14-2006, 07:53 PM is when I made the thread, today is 2-5-2007

[TacoGrease]

Keep it going!!111

[Br1k11n118]

What the fuck did we do? You guys suddenly descide to bump this thread like a little bitch

[Spart]

What the fuck did we do? You guys suddenly descide to bump this thread like a little bitch



WHAT DID WE DO?! So you are xar!


Multiple Personalities maybe?

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

What a surprise, both Bri1kk1in and Xartix have the same opinion about something, yet agaian...