Imperial Productions

[Andrew Carnegie]

Hey happy campers! I have an online team called Imperial Productions, that plans a tournament and/or mod for BF2 and/or BF2142, we need someone trusted to join [IP], we plan a tournament, and currently have 3 members, and our mod we are planning for BF2142 is called Archipeligan Warfare, which, If you wanna know what it is, I will PM you more info on Archipeligan Warfare

If you would like to join, go to www.imperialproductions.co.nr and post in the recruitment section

If we make a tournament you will be a CO of one of the armies, me and my co-leader Lazycooper would be the generals

[Brindled]

you're on your way to stardom xar...

[Andrew Carnegie]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Brindled]

i would consider a general the same thing as a star, but militarily speaking.
:0p

[*CCCP*]

LOL good luck with this .

[Ali G]

Board Statistics
Our members have made a total of 8 posts
We have 2 registered members
The newest member is [IP]LazyCooper
Most users ever online was 3 on Aug 2 2006, 04:43 AM


lmao...

[Andrew Carnegie]

What do you expect when the founder is someone everyone hates, I mean, My parents hate me, my life sucks, my sister stole my freaking diary, everyone I encounter online tells me to drink bleach, Paris Hilton might get engaged, and my life generally sucks, I wish my mom would of either gotten an abortion or put me up for adoption, because the only reason I exist is because of to many alcaholic beverages consumed by my parents

[7175 & 455.]

What do you expect when the founder is someone everyone hates, I mean, My parents hate me, my life sucks, my sister stole my freaking diary, everyone I encounter online tells me to drink bleach, Paris Hilton might get engaged, and my life generally sucks, I wish my mom would of either gotten an abortion or put me up for adoption, because the only reason I exist is because of to many alcaholic beverages consumed by my parents
Lmao. You are an emo kid. You let your life be controlled instead of controlling it. Guys don't have diaries and obsessions with whores. You got a lot of learning to do because your life doesn't suck as much as you think. It sounds like you want to take the easy way out, and there are many options. Download the attachment and pick one.

[Brindled]

i'd hate to see what's in that file, but 7175 is right. you need to buck up and realize life could always be worse. you could have been born to a somalian family.

[Andrew Carnegie]

i'd hate to see what's in that file, but 7175 is right. you need to buck up and realize life could always be worse. you could have been born to a somalian family.

I was born to a family consisting of a psyco, an alcaholic, and a lesbien with an E

[7175 & 455.]

That's very normal. The lesbian part is normal too because all women are really bi.

[Brindled]

roflol!!!!

[Shit_Break]

What do you expect when the founder is someone everyone hates, I mean, My parents hate me, my life sucks, my sister stole my freaking diary, everyone I encounter online tells me to drink bleach, Paris Hilton might get engaged, and my life generally sucks, I wish my mom would of either gotten an abortion or put me up for adoption, because the only reason I exist is because of to many alcaholic beverages consumed by my parents



Man that was sad....how old are you

[*CCCP*]

dear god this thread rocks

[Ali G]

YOU THINK THIS THREAD ROCKS?!?! U AIN'T SEEN NOTHING BUDDY!!

Sorry Xaritix, I had to do it

http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71304&highlight=paris+hilton

there are many threads like the one I just posted above, want more?

[*CCCP*]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[7175 & 455.]

HAHAHAHAHA, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT'S GOOD SHIT.

Here's some of my favorites:
I used to be able to have dreams about me and Paris, now they are nightmares of her and that football jock

girls don't really like me, I am a 16 year old nerdy kid that women are naturally repulsed by

I plan on becoming a game designer

my friends say a treebranch has a better chance with her than I do and it might be true

BTW here is a picture of what I look like:
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Xaritix/snapshot_312eb519_315aa1b2.jpg
and what I wish I looked like:
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Xaritix/snapshot_312eb519_f15aa23d.jpg

Hey, this took my mind off of wanting to cut "I love Paris Hilton" into my wrists lol j/k (kinda j/k)

http://www.randyandspiff.com/Clinton%20Laugh%2001.jpg

[Ali G]

i have more :)

[Ali G]

http://forums.fevergaming.com/showthread.php?t=85539&highlight=drink+bleach

[Ali G]

hell you can do a google search of Xaritix and you will get hundreds of results, kinda scary how this kid is everywhere.

[skepter]

lol if you have a fucking computer it cant be that bad

[7175 & 455.]

hell you can do a google search of Xaritix and you will get hundreds of results, kinda scary how this kid is everywhere.
Shit you're right. This is so idiotic and pathetic it's scary.

Here's some more funny quotes:
What I like about her is, for one thing, we both are discusted by childbirth, and we have more things in common such as our natural hair color

your an idot, if your gonna become obsessed with someone make sure its not paris hilton!

They should be a choice where it says "I'm a ****ing ******* and I need to die."

had to say it

Go drink bleach

Honestly, this is kinda sad

[Shit_Break]

god this kids gonna pull a columbine

watch out if you know him

[Andrew Carnegie]

I freaking am not gonna do a columbine

[7175 & 455.]

god this kids gonna pull a columbine

watch out if you know him
I doubt it. There are certain psychological profiles that are capable of massacres. Xaritix is an uneducated emo kid, passive and depressive. From the Columbine shooting, Harris was a sociopath and Klebold was a depressive, and both had some kind of APD which created a lot of rage. Xaritix would/will probably just kill himself.

[7175 & 455.]

I freaking am not gonna do a columbine
Thought so.

[Andrew Carnegie]

You know, thats mean, I wouldn't kill myself, I just scream that at my parents so maby they stop argueing

[7175 & 455.]

Xaritix is a 13 year old girl.
Edited

[*CCCP*]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Wow! this thread is worth about a page worth of LOL's and rofl's...


I'm still debating weather or not this kid is for real....rofl.

[7175 & 455.]

Judging by average intelligence these days, I think so. I want to do a study on Xaritix and maybe some tests.

[Shit_Break]

I feel bad for this kid. His parents are screaming at him and each other...he has no one to hangout with ... so he sits on the computer and gets made fun of. Dude its time to change your online name and start over LOL

Dont tell people online ur really pathetic in RL if they are just gonna tell you to kill yourself. its a lose lose...these ppl have no idea what your like over the interenet unless you tell them.

[*CCCP*]

Allright guys, we've had our fun, and, fun is fun. But it's time to lay off the guy... If he's being honest about that stuff well then... he has things to deal with, but so does every kid, just let him figure stuff out.

It's ok to poke fun and stuff, but this isn't looking good so far, so I'll just make a warning now.

[Andrew Carnegie]

So lets get back to the FUCKING ORIGINAL TOPIC of Imperial Productions

Anyone wanna join or help out?

[Shit_Break]

if u can make me a tight ass sig i will

bF2 .... USMC... fav kit... Sniper

thanks

[Andrew Carnegie]

Sure thing broz0rz

[Andrew Carnegie]

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Xaritix/Lockdawgsig.png

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Xaritix/Lockdawgsig.png

[Brindled]

good job xar.

you might try some different fonts... just a thought.

[Andrew Carnegie]

Besides Lockdawg, your sig is false information, my post count goes up and up and little Morgan aint getting any bigger (Little Morgan is a nickname for my wang)

[Shit_Break]

thnks dude

[Ali G]

k, here's a new paris hilton userbar i made to make you feel better

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/693/untitled1qp6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/693/untitled1qp6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Andrew Carnegie]

Thanks Ali G

And Lockdawg, you gonna join [IP] now?

[Shit_Break]

im in a clan but i can help out u said u need ppl to help ... what kind of help do u need ?

[Andrew Carnegie]

I need some people who have these qualities:


Maturity
Responsibility
Trustworthyness
Ect.


And I need some people who might be able to make maps, and admin a server or website