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Mr. Hasselhoff
11-26-2008, 12:05 AM
So you're sitting there in your top hat sipping martinis wondering what the hell to do now. You just finished raping Zoey as a hunter and the rest of the survivors are having an orgy in the closet. What the hell to do indeed. Well, you know what you're going to fucking do?

You're going to fucking WALL JUMP

That's right bitches. It's time for some wall jumping action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC_QyNSwdNo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJ8JTYwJfw
Jesus Christ you can't even keep up with them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgZxnvIzXKo

Hot damn you can't even hit that fast fly fuck. Err, nevermind.

How the fuck do you do this amazing acrobatic feat? Simple my good man!
Just look the other way after pouncing against a wall and pounce again!

You'll never be climbing up those fucking things again. Save them for the fat ass boomer.

Holy shit is that all? Fuck yes it is. In no time you'll be flying around like fucking Spider Man. Hell yeah, Spider Man, that's right.

Just think of the Survivors yelling:
"Where the FUCK did he just go?"
"Holy shit did you see that?"
"Jesus Christ! What the hell was that?"

You'll have these sorry mother fuckers shitting bricks by the time you've finished making sweet love to Zoey.

So next time you're bored as a hunter, what the hell are you going to do?
Fucking WALL JUMP.

Source: FP

Spart
11-26-2008, 03:55 PM
:o

David I got it for PC so are we ever gonna get a server?

Mr. Hasselhoff
11-26-2008, 05:58 PM
Maybe. There's a guy that used to be 1337 who's name is something like noobieXXX (can't remember the numbers) who provided us with a ranked BF2142 server back when they were expensive as fuck for no charge, we had a little agreement. He said he might be able to do the same thing for Left4Dead. I personally won't have too much time to play it as finals are coming up, and my next semester is going to be incredibly busy. I'll appoint the admins/mods as admins on the server so they can watch it over me. I'm not saying I won't be able to play, but surely won't have enough time to put in the effort that I did into our former successful g-mod server, or the BF2142 server.

I'll try to talk to the guy either tonight or sometime this week.

Cobalt
12-01-2008, 04:10 PM
Just keep in mind that, to my knowledge, there really isn't a way to join your own server. So it' not like we can all play and meet there at any time.

Mr. Hasselhoff
12-01-2008, 04:57 PM
Just keep in mind that, to my knowledge, there really isn't a way to join your own server. So it' not like we can all play and meet there at any time.
What do you mean?... You can always manually connect to a server from console "connect IP" and there's also a way that you can add the server browser to left4dead as well, not to mention the "steam group servers" @ the bottom.