Mr. Hasselhoff
11-26-2008, 12:05 AM
So you're sitting there in your top hat sipping martinis wondering what the hell to do now. You just finished raping Zoey as a hunter and the rest of the survivors are having an orgy in the closet. What the hell to do indeed. Well, you know what you're going to fucking do?
You're going to fucking WALL JUMP
That's right bitches. It's time for some wall jumping action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC_QyNSwdNo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJ8JTYwJfw
Jesus Christ you can't even keep up with them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgZxnvIzXKo
Hot damn you can't even hit that fast fly fuck. Err, nevermind.
How the fuck do you do this amazing acrobatic feat? Simple my good man!
Just look the other way after pouncing against a wall and pounce again!
You'll never be climbing up those fucking things again. Save them for the fat ass boomer.
Holy shit is that all? Fuck yes it is. In no time you'll be flying around like fucking Spider Man. Hell yeah, Spider Man, that's right.
Just think of the Survivors yelling:
"Where the FUCK did he just go?"
"Holy shit did you see that?"
"Jesus Christ! What the hell was that?"
You'll have these sorry mother fuckers shitting bricks by the time you've finished making sweet love to Zoey.
So next time you're bored as a hunter, what the hell are you going to do?
Fucking WALL JUMP.
Source: FP
You're going to fucking WALL JUMP
That's right bitches. It's time for some wall jumping action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC_QyNSwdNo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJ8JTYwJfw
Jesus Christ you can't even keep up with them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgZxnvIzXKo
Hot damn you can't even hit that fast fly fuck. Err, nevermind.
How the fuck do you do this amazing acrobatic feat? Simple my good man!
Just look the other way after pouncing against a wall and pounce again!
You'll never be climbing up those fucking things again. Save them for the fat ass boomer.
Holy shit is that all? Fuck yes it is. In no time you'll be flying around like fucking Spider Man. Hell yeah, Spider Man, that's right.
Just think of the Survivors yelling:
"Where the FUCK did he just go?"
"Holy shit did you see that?"
"Jesus Christ! What the hell was that?"
You'll have these sorry mother fuckers shitting bricks by the time you've finished making sweet love to Zoey.
So next time you're bored as a hunter, what the hell are you going to do?
Fucking WALL JUMP.
Source: FP