Spart for Admin in '08!!!

[Spart]

With this statement I hereby announce my campaign for Administrator of ZomgStuff! With everyone's unparralelled support I think we can do this and get me in office. I feel that I can bring great amounts of prestige to the Admin title and help this community continue on the road of 1337dom.

As one of the official leaders of epic awesomeness on ZomgStuff, I pledge to upkeep the forums. I will ban the furry loverz, buzzacles, and skilzdatphailz who attempt to betray and assualt our fortress. I promise to bring about change in the threads and posts of our castle. We will see an end to spam and a renewal of content that will instill a sense of promise in all that visit our lands. Lest we not forget the unfortunate spamming, lowlife, /b/ dwellers of the world, I promise to keep around our humble Fast Threads section in order to give everyone a sense of purpose.

As you can see in my past history as moderator, I have defeated those who have sought to do evil to our peoplez. My banhammer has been swift and my infraction-o-matic steady. I will seek out justice and capture it for the good of the forum. With this justice comes the yearn for mercy. I believe that all people are entitled to an opinion and therefore, all people are entitled to mercy. Therefore, all who repent from their evil spamming, scamming, flaming ways, will be given at minimum, a second chance. In addition to this promise, I promise to keep the hand happy for those who are so inclined. As my past posting history has proved, the fappers of the world will be recognized. With this comes the fact that I will in no way discriminate against you. My position is one of acceptance and openness. In the words of a great forum member, "I haz a dreamsicle...and I haz a crayon, together we shall rule"

http://i31.tinypic.com/2zzlyt5.jpg


:dance::4chan::dance::4chan::dance:

[s_8ball]

http://i29.tinypic.com/ic5pwp.gif

[DaDominator]

http://i32.tinypic.com/2iid287.jpg

[KR]

Uh oh. If epic fail guy's voting for Spart, it looks like that's a failing choice. :/

[s_8ball]

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v189/186/61/1082025669/n1082025669_6849_7566.jpg

[Spart]

This thread has reached /win/ status.

[s_8ball]

Who can say no to this face?
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v189/186/61/1082025669/n1082025669_6846_6873.jpg

[DaDominator]

Vote Spart! He's Jesus approved.

http://i26.tinypic.com/2gt6des.jpg

[Spart]

DAD?!

[Julia]

"If Spart is elected, I vow to invite every hot blonde bisexual female friend with sufficient gaming skills and knowledge regarding computers I have to join the forums."

[Brandon]

You know, Beside every campaign running admin there is a big women beside him or her.

Spart is in luck, I will be that woman.

Spart, You make me feel like a real woman.

You get my vote lul.

[DaDominator]

"If Spart is elected, I vow to invite every hot blonde bisexual female friend with sufficient gaming skills and knowledge regarding computers I have to join the forums."

ZOMG? TITS OR GTFO NAO!

[Spart]

"If Spart is elected, I vow to invite every hot blonde bisexual female friend with sufficient gaming skills and knowledge regarding computers I have to join the forums."

They all must stop by my office for an interview first of course.

[Brandon]

They all must stop by my office for an interview first of course.

Of course, I am his assistant.

Anyone who wants the address to his office must consult with me and I will fax it right over with directions.


ZOMG? TITS OR GTFO NAO!

don't "
1 x WTF!
" me because your jealous!

[DaDominator]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster66541129.jpg

[KR]

I sense dicks in this thread.

Everywhere.

Dicks everywhere.

Spart has my vote.

[Slus]

yeah spart ftw ! go spart

spart for admin you have my vote

[Julia]

***Number of female friends that fit that criteria may be zero. Spart is not responsible for any damages due to misinterpretations of this information.

[Spart]

♥♥♥ slus. :)

[DaDominator]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster41809941.jpg

[Julia]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster41809941.jpg


NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[WarningLabel]

This sounds like a delicious idea.

[Slus]

This is the most successfull poll ever in zomg history i think

[Spart]

10-0 WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I bet I'm banned or denied within hours.

[s_8ball]

9-0 WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I bet I'm banned or denied within hours.
10-0 actually sir.

[DaDominator]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster53114955.jpg

I believe in the power of the people....not the power of the staff

[s_8ball]

http://i29.tinypic.com/5d6mh0.jpg

[DaDominator]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster78913284.jpg

[Spart]

Woot I has raptor jesus' support.

[s_8ball]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster78913284.jpg
Tits or GTFO

[Spart]

Well gaiz it was worth a try. :(

[WarningLabel]

This thread was entertaining regardless of whether or not you become admin, lol.

[Spart]

David was the only one to vote no. :(

[DaDominator]

I voted ftw (for the waffle)

[WarningLabel]

Waffle man approves! I should change mah name.

[DaDominator]

http://tinypic.com/flek.php?f=xp3jix&s=2

[Kobe]

http://tinypic.com/flek.php?f=xp3jix&s=2

http://i31.tinypic.com/von3hh.jpg

[Scorp]

http://i31.tinypic.com/von3hh.jpg
GAH that's the 3rd time you used that pic today.

[Kobe]

GAH that's the 3rd time you used that pic today.

Your point?

[KR]

http://i31.tinypic.com/von3hh.jpg

i lol'd

[Scorp]

Your point?
My point is that image spamming is annoying.

[Kobe]

My point is that image spamming is annoying.

Spamming? I don't think I'm spamming, I'm expressing my feelings in a picture.

[yanney]

SPART FOR SUPER-MOD

[Kobe]

Spart is already -

Junior Administrator

http://www.zomgstuff.net/forum/showgroups.php

[KR]

CovilleR for supermod? Can I hear an amen?

[Scorp]

CovilleR for supermod? Can I hear an amen?
Amen!

[pop]

Does it matter what color of his name will appear on the bottom of the who's online list ? haha hes a Junior admin now meaning all that he is doing can do now.

in other words there is no need to promote you to Administrator.

[Spart]

Does it matter what color of his name will appear on the bottom of the who's online list ? haha hes a Junior admin now meaning all that he is doing can do now.

in other words there is no need to promote you to Administrator.

I was a mod earlier.......... David decided to give me some admin privileges......

[pop]

I was a mod earlier.......... David decided to give me some admin privileges......

exactly why there is no need to make you a admin you have what he gave you so i guess the only thing to do is stick to the job and the privileges that you were given even though you have a bit more then others in Privileges i don't see a good reason to make you a administrator.


:cop:

[moh1337]

you deserve admin i vote for you ;)

[Spart]

exactly why there is no need to make you a admin you have what he gave you so i guess the only thing to do is stick to the job and the privileges that you were given even though you have a bit more then others in Privileges i don't see a good reason to make you a administrator.


:cop:

He didn't make the change until AFTER this thread was posted.

[pop]

He didn't make the change until AFTER this thread was posted.

Well in that case why is this thread still here or not locked ? and no one was updated about it...

but congrats on the new privileges.

[Spart]

This thread shall stay open for sake of the lulz.

[pop]

This thread shall stay open for sake of the lulz.

Just more spam to be honest, and i think the news and announcements isn't a great place for spam.

but thats my opinion.

[s_8ball]

Just more spam to be honest, and i think the news and announcements isn't a great place for spam.

but thats my opinion.
Good one?
That was the most unoriginal thing I've heard all day.

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

Spart is already -

Junior Administrator

http://www.zomgstuff.net/forum/showgroups.php
Actually I renamed Super Mod to Junior Admin, no difference really.

[wesker]

:rock:Spart gets my vote for sure.

[Bill Gates]

Vote Spart! He's Jesus approved.

http://i26.tinypic.com/2gt6des.jpg
Is this photoshopped? If not this is fucking hilarious!

[d@nth3m@n]

Spart, if you don't get the admin position you are requesting, then maybe you should start your own forum. I only say this because I was here when you started and this forum has grown alot from your knowledge ever since. If you started your own forum you would have alot of followers from your time here and a good start at starting something built around your ideas. Just a thought.

[Spart]

Actually I renamed Super Mod to Junior Admin, no difference really.

Yeah I see that now. TBH david that was a waste of time for you to do that. I told you I don;t want to be admin so I can look cool I want to be admin so I can HELP.

And thnx D@n ♥♥♥

[Bill Gates]

that churchsinggenerator is awesome! I vote for spart!

[Lyk31337]

If anyone deserve's admin. It would be spart. He is here 24/7 and does most of the Mod work from what I see. He is also prolly the most active also. You got my vote.

[KR]

If anyone deserve's admin. It would be spart. He is here 24/7 and does most of the Mod work from what I see. He is also prolly the most active also. You got my vote.

http://www.zomgstuff.net/forum/misc.php?do=moderator_stats

Yeah, Spart even beats UgLy.

[anonymouse187]

http://www.zomgstuff.net/forum/misc.php?do=moderator_stats

Yeah, Spart even beats UgLy.

That's with moderator actions (banning, moving, etc).

That doesn't handle FTP, SQL, or template work.

[KR]

Another part of this is the difference between an administrator and a moderator. A moderator is meant to police the forums, enforcing rules, etc. Administrators are meant to maintain the forum medium itself and set the guidelines for how moderators act; the rules to be enforced, how to enforce them, etc. As I've said before I think of moderators as pigs and administrators as fuckboys; the fuckboys run shit and fuck people over, the pigs just help follow through. However, in all honesty, I don't believe Spart would be a good fuckboy. He's proved a working pig on many occasions, though.

[Haze]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5568/antispartgt2.png

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4564/antispart2wz1.png

[TACO_HATER]

Voted no nott because i don't like spart butt i hate 3 letter words....

[Spart]

Voted no nott because i don't like spart butt i hate 3 letter words....




♥♥♥

[WarningLabel]

Is this photoshopped? If not this is fucking hilarious!

You make me laugh sir.

[Djzzero]

i voted for u cuz ur a good mod. ESPECIALLY WITH THE BAN STICK LOL

[DaDominator]

Micaiah...that church sign was NOT photoshopped. I took it myself.

[Haze]

Damn... it appears as if my anti-spart campaign failed. At least I won an infraction.

[Scorp]

Damn... it appears as if my anti-spart campaign failed. At least I won an infraction.
It was a hard earned infraction too !

[Ammoseller]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2zzlyt5.jpg





:siren:Win!:siren: You have meh vote, yew whore'er of teh jetz!

[DaDominator]

I got an infraction too.....:(

[s_8ball]

I got an infraction too.....:(
What do you expect?
You spammed Spart's campaign in every thread you possibly could.

[Spart]

this thread is so full of win!

[Haze]

this thread is so full of win!

I disagreed with you but I meant to agree because everyone is winning but I disagreed because I am your opponent.
:crazy:

[ai.alpha]

Yay Spart, I don't even know who he is and I'm rooting for him WOOT!

[DaDominator]

Spart is......Spart

[squeak]

Hello Spart...

[Spart]

Why hello Squeak. BTW I know about your plan.

[DaDominator]

oh what the heck...this thread is full of epic win...bump

[Spart]

Indeed. I vote it for TOTY.

[Brandon]

I vote yes.

[thepreacha619]

wow this is really old. (nothing against spart) but this thread is indeed really old.

[Brandon]

wow this is really old. (nothing against spart) but this thread is indeed really old.

Yes, It is old but he is not admin yet so justice will prevail :4chan::wink::biggrin::confused::eek::dance::cool: :emot-eng101::emot-keke::emot-ninja::emot-v::frown::mad::smile::emot-derp:

[Kobe]

Oh god not again. :sigh:

[Julia]

POWER TO THE PEOPLE.

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

I like these little elections/campaigns. perhaps we should have one for a new moderator...

[DaDominator]

What about moderator on moderator contests?

I take on spart to see who can bag the most fat chix?

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

Meh, I like the idea of campaigns/elections rather than contests.

[squeak]

i should have won admin, I had the best campaign video + I get the vote of all the jews! (and people who like money!). Dadam is the best campaign manager!

[Spart]

Or a new admin. The people did speak ya know. xD

[Brandon]

I like these little elections/campaigns. perhaps we should have one for a new moderator...

I think DaDom is fine.

[DaDominator]

nopez, turns out I'm getting kicked out of the moderator position.


I wouldn't toss salads so they decided to toss me. j/k :P

[yanney]

i nominate spart for admin, and im running as his vice admin.

[Scorp]

i nominate spart for admin, and im running as his vice admin.
You're not cool enough to be his vice admin.

[yanney]

says who? you? HAH!

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

Vice-admin...lol... Also known as a moderator.

[jewishmafia]

Vice-admin...lol... Also known as a moderator.

Haha win.

[Brandon]

Spart would be an awesome admin but it's never going to happen.

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

Spart would be an awesome admin but it's never going to happen.
You say that why? I'm saying that he wouldn't, but I'm curious what your rationale is.

[Brandon]

Spart would be an awesome admin but it's never going to happen.
You say that why? I'm saying that he wouldn't, but I'm curious what your rationale is.

Because in your eyes you see no reason to have a third admin.

That's my rationale.

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

Spart would be an awesome admin but it's never going to happen.
You say that why? I'm saying that he wouldn't, but I'm curious what your rationale is.

Because in your eyes you see no reason to have a third admin.

That's my rationale.
Because in my eyes I see no reason for an additional admin at this point. Site is under control and the only reason there would be to be admin would be to design new templates or program new plugins/mods and I'm pretty sure Spart doesn't do either.

[Brandon]

You say that why? I'm saying that he wouldn't, but I'm curious what your rationale is.

Because in your eyes you see no reason to have a third admin.

That's my rationale.
Because in my eyes I see no reason for an additional admin at this point. Site is under control and the only reason there would be to be admin would be to design new templates or program new plugins/mods and I'm pretty sure Spart doesn't do either.

Exactly my thought.

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

[14:57] Dr.Phil: but there never is a possibility for a third admin is there?
[14:57] Dr.Phil: even when both admins are in good health and here?
[14:57] David Hasselhoff: rofl
[14:57] David Hasselhoff: wtf r u on
[14:58] David Hasselhoff: there is
[14:58] David Hasselhoff: if both admins are in good health why would we need another 1?
[14:58] Dr.Phil: just to have the red color
[14:58] Dr.Phil: thats why
Maybe the next president on ZomgStuff can make that reform happen?

[Brandon]

[14:57] Dr.Phil: but there never is a possibility for a third admin is there?
[14:57] Dr.Phil: even when both admins are in good health and here?
[14:57] David Hasselhoff: rofl
[14:57] David Hasselhoff: wtf r u on
[14:58] David Hasselhoff: there is
[14:58] David Hasselhoff: if both admins are in good health why would we need another 1?
[14:58] Dr.Phil: just to have the red color
[14:58] Dr.Phil: thats whyMaybe the next president on ZomgStuff can make that reform happen?

Exactly.

[Haze]

because of amendment #1 I believer we should be allowed to post degrading material against a candidate as I did earlier in thread because otherwise it would be a monopoly for them and thats not economics, that's big business.

[Spart]

BRB calling ninja's.

[Brandon]

BRB calling ninja's.
you should call me.

[Haze]

BRB calling ninja's.
you should call me.


sorry but your advice is phony damn texans

[Sup-homie]

BRB calling ninja's.
you should call me.


sorry but your advice is phony damn texans
Ahem..... 'Scuuuuuuuse meeeee.

[Commodore]

This looked to be about as close to a thread about a new admin as any. Congrats on the new color!

.... you grave digging sack of s................ :crazy:

[thepreacha619]

08 isnt over yet! spart can still be an admin!

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

08 isnt over yet! spart can still be an admin!
... Was that a serious post?

[thepreacha619]

haha, of course spart is adminz... i noez that david.

[SkilzDatKilz2]

haha, of course spart is adminz... i noez that david.
haha i was like wtf how do you of all people not know

[zomgrocks]

well now your admin wheres your inauguration speech

[Jack]

you know, we still have 16 days of free trial... we can impeach him any time now..

ANY TIME NOW...

plees?

:frown:

[zomgrocks]

impeach started

yes

no


vote now


looks like yes wins with 48 hes out

[Spart]

Ban you both?

yes

no


vote now


/win

[Sup-homie]

you know, we still have 16 days of free trial... we can impeach him any time now..

ANY TIME NOW...

plees?

:frown:

Honestly, your failure attempt at being funny is not funny. Spart is probably the most deserving person to earn the Admin rank. (Well of course outside of Ugleh, and David :X)

[Brandon]

you know, we still have 16 days of free trial... we can impeach him any time now..

ANY TIME NOW...

plees?

:frown:

Honestly, your failure attempt at being funny is not funny. Spart is probably the most deserving person to earn the Admin rank. (Well of course outside of Ugleh, and David :X)

This is true.

[DaDominator]

This is amazing....

[Jack]

your failure attempt at trying to failure my attempt to be funny is priceless.

i'm being sincere. too much spart is too much. :C

[zomgrocks]

well everything was a joke obviously he deserves to be admin

[thepreacha619]

obv

[Spart]

your failure attempt at trying to failure my attempt to be funny is priceless.

i'm being sincere. too much spart is too much. :C

Then troll on /b/ and not here? I don't go there so you'll be spart free.

[Mr. Hasselhoff]

your failure attempt at trying to failure my attempt to be funny is priceless.

i'm being sincere. too much spart is too much. :C

Then troll on /b/ and not here? I don't go there so you'll be spart free.
We'll we'd never know since its anonymous.

[Jack]

I"M NOT TROLLING FFS

[Devils Reject]

First person to be banned by Spart as admin, Jack?

yes

no

?

[Jack]

I'M NOT TRYING TO FUCKING TROLL OKAY? JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[Spart]

Stop trolling and we will.

[Commodore]

.... and then using mind power I will get the newest admin to send me a piece of the congratulations cake. I am starting to wonder if tadpoles are..........

Female Bank Robber Masquerading As "Doublenaught Spy" Recruiter: We'll never find another... BRAIN... like his!
Male Bank Robber Also Masquerading: He's a double-zero if I ever saw one.
"The Beverly Hillbillies" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055662/) (1962 (http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Years/1962/))

[Djzzero]

Hrmm odd.

[Jack]

triple-zero if i ever saw one.

[Commodore]

For some reason that cake didn't show up today. :confused:

[first lines]
[In a tedious manner, sounding bored and tired]
Judge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0094036/): To continue, you've listened to a long and complex case: murder in the first degree. Premeditated murder is the most serious charge tried in our criminal courts . You've listened to the testimony, you've had the law read to you and interpreted as it applies in this case. It's now your duty to sit down and try to separate the facts from the fancy. One man is dead. Another man's life is at stake. If there is a reasonable doubt in your minds as to the guilt of the accused, a reasonable doubt, then you must bring me a verdict of 'Not Guilty'. If, however, there's no reasonable doubt, then you must, in good conscience, find the accused "Guilty". However you decide, your verdict must be unanimous. In the event you find the accused 'Guilty', the bench will not entertain a recommendation for mercy. The death sentence is mandatory in this case. You're faced with a grave responsibility. Thank you, gentlemen.
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[Mr. Hasselhoff]

Wow I just realized there were 70 votes in the poll, wow.

[Spart]

I no rite?